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A little more than halfway through April, and BEDA is totally pissing me off. I don’t like coming up with stuff for the sake of coming up with stuff, especially when I already spend 40+ hours a week coming up with words on cue for people who get paid way more than me. Hence, I skipped a couple of days. I’m trying not to feel bad about it … but I kinda do.

So, to maximize what little momentum I have left, I’m employing a relatively mindless yet potentially enjoyable (for me, at least) way to fill a few posts. And I don’t care if y’all did this on Facebook six months ago. I didn’t!

So I bring you …

100 Things About Me: #1-20

(Which Might Be Amusing, Because I’m Strange!)

1. I have a freakishly short torso. Low-rise jeans are a godsend to me.
2. For a creative person, I’m oddly good at math.
3. I have a betta fish named The Chief who lives in my cube. He’s over a year old, and when he dies I’ll be devastated.
4. The Chief and I get paid to write for a living. I’m damn good at it; he needs improvement.
5. I have an uncanny ability to project personalities onto animals and inanimate objects — and I commit to them 100%.
6. I HATE CARROTS!
7. I like to know the endings of stressful movies before I watch them. Otherwise I get nervous and hide behind my Slanket.
8. I slept in my contacts once and couldn’t open or close my eyes for three hours.
9. I’m afraid of heights for no good reason.
10. I’m also afraid of balloons — for good reason.
11. I find CSI Miami incredibly entertaining.
12. I look stupid in collared shirts.
13. My head is stupid small. Maybe that’s why.
14. I’ve never had a driver’s license.
15. I like the smell of fresh paint.
16. There’s a little nub at the base of my spine that looks as though it could’ve been a tail at one time. I suspect my parents had one surgically removed when I was born.
17. I think wolves are awesome.
18. And the people who are really into wolves? Even more awesome.
19. I’ve dressed up as a shark and head-banged to live metal on multiple occasions.
20. I enjoy gluing eyeballs to doorknobs and appliances.

Man, I am strange. Let’s see what I come up with next time I have nothing to blog about! In other words, tomorrow!