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2008’s Cherry Blossom Anthem: The One to Beat

Okay, so my rap must somehow be better than this. I’m just not sure it’s possible.

The Official Putnam Avenue Cherry Blossom Anthem
Lyrics and music (sorry you can’t hear it) by Lorcasaur

– verse 1 –

They’re the special little flowers that come once a year
Hangin’ in the trees and spreadin’ good cheer
Everybody get your cameras ‘cause it’s
CHERRY BLOSSOM TIME!

They fall into your hair and put a smile on your face
Drippin’ happy goodness all over the place
You might wanna put a hat on ‘cause it’s
CHERRY BLOSSOM TIME!

– CHORUS –

They’re okay in San Francisco
And Japan has nice ones, too
D.C. might have a couple
Even Boston has a few

But still you can’t compare them to …
PUTNAM AVENUE!

– verse 2 –

So do your happy dance and wear your best pink shirt
Before the pretty flowers turn to paste in the dirt
Put on your silk kimono ‘cause it’s
CHERRY BLOSSOM TIME!

If you blink and you miss them there’s always next year
And for now it’s an excuse to hang out and drink beer
Everybody raise your glasses ‘cause it’s
CHERRY BLOSSOM TIME!

– CHORUS –

They’re dead in San Francisco
In Japan they’re worm food
In D.C. we tried to see them
But the trees were butt-nude

But it looks like a fairy pooed ….
ON PUTNAM AVENUE!

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